they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.
"No wonder Tenzin broke up with you."
"I’m more spiritual than you’ll ever be!”
"I heard she even ate her father’s bear."
you know, just a relaxing evening, replaying my favorite Origins level, taking it slow, seeing the sights,
When I was a boy my mother often said to me, get married son and see how happy you will be. I have looked all over, but no girlie can I find, who seems to be just like the little girl I have in mind. I will have to look around until the right one I have found.
…………… i tried that before i swear
it works now wow i’m going to piss myself
Shadow of the Colossus
The Sunlit Earth